“In-N-Out Burger, please!” (Hamburgers are the best sandwiches in the world!)
Charlee doesn’t understand why we don’t eat birdie poop … even on #NationalDessertDay. Charlee, Charlee, Charlee …
Mom said I could remind all dog owners to make sure their best friends have plenty of hydration in the heat. Starbucks and others are really great to give an extra cup of water in the drive-thru for the cause.
Mom thays not to worry about my mithing front teeth. After all, today ith when my lithp comth in handy. #MayThe4thBeWithYou
But Mom, it’s #NationalNappingDay. I don’t have time to blog.
Never let work (or blogging) interfere with naptime.
Yes, I drink green juice for my mom. What do you mean, “Does it taste good?” It’s green. What can I say? I love my mom.
“I love my new pink collar and Miss Piggy socks, Mom, but where are my treats?”
This is clearly a rhetorical question, as it doesn’t get much naughtier than my Cousin Mac stealing treats from the gumdrop tree.
But Mom, I said to wake me when #Monday is over.