“In-N-Out Burger, please!” (Hamburgers are the best sandwiches in the world!)
Charlee doesn’t understand why we don’t eat birdie poop … even on #NationalDessertDay. Charlee, Charlee, Charlee …
Mom said I could remind all dog owners to make sure their best friends have plenty of hydration in the heat. Starbucks and others are really great to give an extra cup of water in the drive-thru for the cause.
Yes, I drink green juice for my mom. What do you mean, “Does it taste good?” It’s green. What can I say? I love my mom.
“I love my new pink collar and Miss Piggy socks, Mom, but where are my treats?”
This is clearly a rhetorical question, as it doesn’t get much naughtier than my Cousin Mac stealing treats from the gumdrop tree.
Mom knows I love The Home Depot. On Saturday mornings, they have extra treats for me. I get lots of attention because I am so wonderful. (That’s what my mom says anyway.) Oh, and did I mention their spacious carts? More room for those extra treats! Happy!
My recipe? Look like I am working out so Mom will let me eat the giant #chocolatechipcookie she made. (Hee hee hee!)
I hate it.