But Mom, I said to wake me when #Monday is over.
Monday?
Tag Archives: Dog Health
The Home Depot … Charlee’s Saturday Treat
Mom knows I love The Home Depot. On Saturday mornings, they have extra treats for me. I get lots of attention because I am so wonderful. (That’s what my mom says anyway.) Oh, and did I mention their spacious carts? More room for those extra treats! Happy!
Home Depot’s Spacious Carts Rank High on Charlee’s List
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Charlee’s #ChocolateChipCookieDay Recipe
My recipe? Look like I am working out so Mom will let me eat the giant #chocolatechipcookie she made. (Hee hee hee!)
What? I’m working on my obliques. Really.
Mmm. A giant, dairy free, gluten free, soy free, corn free, chocolate chip cookie. (My mom is a bit obsessive about E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.)
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It’s #NationalMacandCheeseDay!
I can’t think of a better thing to celebrate (other than National Charlee Day, right?)!
YUM! Mac and Cheese!
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Charlee the #Rattlesnake Sleuth
I thought I was going to enjoy chasing a lizard, but this rattlesnake nixed my plans. (I hope you can see it. Mom made us go inside before posing for photos.)
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Charlee’s #ThursdayThoughts on #Dieting
#ThursdayThoughts by Charlee
I posted this on Instagram today, but it’s worth repeating. “Mom, are you trying to fool me with that new low-carb food?” #ThrowbackThursday
Charlee’s Low-Carb Reaction
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Charlee’s #MayDay … The Lizard Got Away!
How do these things happen? Those lizards are fast! Did you see it climb the wall? Maybe I should workout more. #CharleeChasesLizards
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Charlee Celebrates #WorldVeterinaryDay
Dear Veterinarians, Thank you. Love, Charlee
(My mom made me do this. I don’t like going to the veterinarian. I get anaphylactic.)
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“Doctor, Doctor” – Charlee Visits a Therapist on #ThrowbackThursday
I Don’t Know Why I Bark
Doctor: What makes you bark at your neighbor’s Chihuahuas?
Charlee: I don’t know. It must be a reflex.
Doctor: How does it make you feel to see the Chihuahuas?
Charlee: Irritated.
Doctor: Why do you think you feel irritated?
Charlee: Well, first of all, they wear bandanas all summer and silly kilt-type jackets all winter.
Doctor: Why does this irritate you?
Charlee: Maybe because they seem so prissy. And don’t forget, they start it all – the barking, I mean. They taunt me.
Doctor: How do you think the neighbors feel when the barking wakes them up?
Charlee: Mmm, probably not exactly thrilled.
Doctor: What is your goal in barking? What is it you feel you are accomplishing by barking?
Charlee: They need to know how silly they look wearing scarves. They are male Chihuahuas after all.
Doctor: Do you think perhaps you may be suppressing feelings of attraction?
Charlee: Boys wearing girls’ accessories? Absolutely not.
Doctor: Wasn’t your sister, Bandit, (may she rest in peace) part Chihuahua?
Charlee: She was. But my neighbors are nothing like Bandit. Bandit wore a denim visor.
Doctor: Have you been spayed?
Charlee: I am 10 years old. Is this question even relevant?
Doctor: How old were you when you were spayed?
Charlee: Is this a HIPAA violation? How much is my mom paying you? I think our time is up now. I gotta go potty.
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